Frog Loan

ANIMALS

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the

teller. He can see from her nameplate that

her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan

to take a holiday."

Pattie looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog

says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, And

that it's okay, he Knows the bank manager.

Pattie explains that he will need to secure the loan
with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this", and produces a
tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch

tall - bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Pattie explains that she'll have to
consult with the bank manager and disappears into

a back office. She finds the manager and says,
"There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who
claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000,

and he wants to use this as collateral".

She holds up the tiny pink elephant.

She exclaims “I mean really, what in

the world is this?”

The bank manager looks

back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Pattie Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's

a Rolling Stone".

“Frog get’s a loan”

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